These days, artists are competing to satirize the sovereignist candidate in the presidential elections in Romania.
Elena Albu, musician and actress PHOTO: Facebook
After the manifesto song “Apa nu-i H2O”, released by the band Voltaj, which draws attention to the danger represented by independent sovereignist candidate Călin Georgescu, another artist comes with a song, this time a “pamphlet” dedicated to the same candidate.
Violinist and actress Elena Albu composed a piece that satirizes the independent candidate’s claims so far about women, water, childbirth, nanochips, Russians.
“I live in a country full of reptilians
Sent by the West with a clear mission
To attack our nation fixed at point G
To confiscate our leeks and ham from the pantry
I live in the country where TikTok rules
You still go to school to carry your briefcase
You see Aliens, the world takes you for granted
But it’s crazy to make love to Veta
I live in the country where water is not H2O
It’s pure information, the people know it
We drink juice with the nanochip and we have a stick in the ass
We blink twice and the vacuum cleaner starts
I live in the country where poor God
Votes are taken out of the product for any nonsense
I live in the country where the woman is a housewife
There’s no way he can be the boss of her in the garden either
It is good for decoration, for making stew and for making babies
But not by caesarean section!
Why?
Soooo smooth
So smooth
So smooth
That he takes me
So smooth, so smooth, so smooth
That’s what he wants”
About Elenalean” The white website dalles.ro writes that “she is a charismatic musician, exceptional violinist, singer, songwriter, creator of poetry and prose and, last but not least, actress. From the theater and music show “Să siți, fă, ca te am iubit”, to Maria Tănase’s songs with the Light Quartet, to her magical violin from the Zaibăr Troupe, to her sparkling musical project “Maneleana & Light Orchestra”, to the charming roles in “Adult Bedtime Stories” and “Campaign Women” – Elena Albu is, without a doubt, a complete, complex and guaranteed captivating artist.